§ Honors of the Federation
The Golden Awards.
Two trophies. One weekend. A permanent place in the Federation Archive.
Presented Annually
The Golden Mustache
Awarded to the Milk Drinking Champion — the competitor who conquers the Federation's signature milk endurance competition.
Most Coveted
The Golden Crumb
Awarded to the Cookie Eating Champion. One of the Federation's most coveted honors — inscribed with the winner's name and year.
Federation Archive · Year One
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Cookie of the Year
To be crowned June 2027
MMXXVII
Golden Crumb
To be awarded June 2027
MMXXVII
Golden Mustache
To be awarded June 2027
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People's Choice
Voted live · June 2027